Deus Caritas Est

If you believe the "Change" campaign, it would seem that Obama's rise to power marks a new messianic age. The old things have passed away. The new (and therefore necessarily better) has arrived. And that means that as the banks go belly up, Obama will come walking on the water to talk the storms of recession into leaving us all alone. If you don't believe this, ye of little, faith, then you don't understand the power of Change.

For now, you don't have to know what we're changing into or what we're changing or who's doing the changing. That will all reveal itself as it happens. What you need to do is this--be audacious enough to pick up a copy of "The Audacity of Hope." Read it and think about it. Remember, it's not so important what you're hoping for.

And if ever you get hung up on the millions of babies that are dying, don't worry about it. It's a woman's choice. Just like it's a serial killer's choice and a bank robber's choice and a terrorist's choice. You can believe whatever you want to, but it's up to them what they want to do with their God given freedoms. So stop judging them.

When it comes to abortion, think of it as a substitution play. Babies die and you get to hold on to your job. No worries. You never even have to look at the faces of those babies getting shoveled into biohazard bags...unless you take your eyes off of Jesus, I mean, Obama for a second and did a search for "priests for life aborted baby pictures." But be careful cause the audacity of your hope might get temporarily shattered. Just shake it off, take a dose of doublethink and get back with Barack.

Barack and Biden, the Change We Need.